The Top Ten Reasons

Why Cats Are Better Than Childern


  1. Cat vomit is easier to clean up than child vomit.
  2. Your cat will never come up to you and say, "About the car, you see it was this way..."
  3. Snip, snip and there is no chance of grand kittens.
  4. Cat nip is legal and doesn't lead to harder stuff.
  5. Cats like liver.
  6. Cats never ask to borrow money.
  7. They don't make kid carriers. No minivans don't count.
  8. You can have have them Physically altered to improve their behavior. If you try that with kids, boy do people raise a fuss.
  9. Cats can do chores.... Well, OK, kids are better for cheap labor.
  10. Teenagers will hold grudges even longer than cats, and find more annoying ways to express them.


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