The Last 10 Things That You Want to Hear

While in the Hospital
  1. It's time for breakfast.

  2. That pill I gave you 5 minutes ago, was it blue with a red stripe or red with a blue stripe? No, no reason. Your toung isn't swelling, is it?

  3. Hey, you were right after all. The oral thermometers do have blue tips, not red.

  4. No, this won't hurt me at all.

  5. The good news is that we a prepared to offer you a generous settlement....

  6. Hey! Who tore out page 147?

  7. Gee, I never saw it do that before.

  8. It's lunch time.

  9. This is my first IV; I hope you don't mind if I give it a 15th try.

  10. It's time for dinner.


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