The Top 10 Reasons I'm Eligible to Date or Marry
- I'm a straight, single man. Not married,
not separated, not "really going to leave my wife as soon as X", not
hiding my wedding ring in my pocket.
- I shower daily.
- I'm employed.
- I've been employed for many years.
- I love my mother, I don't live in her basement.
- I
can kill spiders. Well most spiders. Not those ones from South America
that are big as your face. Let's keep the expectations reasonable.
- I can do my own laundry. I even can work that flat metal hot thingie. What's it's called? Oh yeah, an iron.
- I understand the concept of putting the lid back down on the toilet.
- I have no warrants, restraining orders, or children.
- Type O- blood. Useful to have around in an emergency.
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